Molotov Meat Factory

**Maria_Escobar** Thu Nov 26, 2009 2:54 pm

*Maria walks up to the Molotov Bulletin Board and places a piece of paper on it with a thumb tack*
*On it reads:*

~~The Molotov Meat Factory~~

Have some meat that need grinding?
Possibly an unwanted sack of "meat" in your tool shed?
Maybe an old "pet" that you need getting rid of?
Come on down to the Molotov Meat Factory where we take care of ALL your meat needs!

We are located in the Northwest end of Las Venturas, a little easy to miss if your not looking for it, but gives us a call if you need directions!

The outside of our Factory is kinda bland, but it is quite large!

And our number one rules is hygiene!

After you deliver your "meat," we will give it a nice cool wash, to make sure we get all those "germs" off it, where we will also begin skinning, and gutting it!

Then once the meat has been cleaned, skinned, and gutted, we will send it through our pulverizer line, where the meat gets pounded, squashed, and grinded up until there is nothing but a slab of perfectly delicious meat!

Here is where all that nasty excess of blood goes to, but we will gladly give you a bucket full if you ask for it, no questions asked!

My office is directly next to the blood pools, where we can decide on a payment, and...how you would like your "meat" served.

NOTE:

We have three types of servings, slow, ripped, and grinded! Grinded already has a set price of $10,000.

Cristian_Suazo Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:02 pm

**Cristian looks the ad of Maria on the board

Cristian Suazo: Huh... I want to eat some meat... but better not...

Cristian Suazo: [low] I'm kinda fat...

**Maria_Escobar** Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:04 pm

*Walks up behind Cristian and places a hand on his shoulder*

Maria: It's better if you didn't anyway, it's human meat.

Cristian_Suazo Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:15 pm

**Cristian don't looks surprised

Cristian Suazo: It was kinda obvious... anyways... I have to make a few things in the graveyard, See you later.

**Cristian is walking away

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